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LOADING/CATthe cat
is still
loading.
He has been buffering since 2019. He will finish any minute now. Do not disturb the cat. The cat is doing his best.
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a whole cat.
zero output.
Above his head spins a small eternal wheel — the universal symbol ofplease wait. We think that's beautiful.
He is the screensaver of the soul.
he is thinking
Do not interrupt. The wheel is turning. Something profound is happening. Probably.
he is not thinking
Actually never mind. Nothing behind the eyes. This is fine.
he is loading you
Wait — are you sure it's the cat that's loading? Look again. Slowly.
he is you
You've been reading this for a while. Notice how you haven't moved.
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What is Loading Cat?＋
A cat. Loading.
When will he finish loading?＋
Any moment now. Please hold.
Is this financial advice?＋
It is barely advice. Certainly not financial.
Why is the loader on his forehead?＋
That's where the thinking happens. Allegedly.